Our Night-Blind President
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3W2GE)
There are different degrees of being on vacation. There are the ones that involve unplugging all the way-smash your dumbass phone with a large flat rock, shred your passport, move to the woods for like six days, then come home and I guess shop for a new phone. There are the moderate, heavily hedged vacations in which"