Let The Escaped Animals Just Be Wild Animals
by Albert Burneko on The Concourse, shared by Albert from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3W4V8)

The law should be: Once an escaped non-pet animal has been on the loose long enough for the local news to show up and get it on video, it has claimed its freedom and gets to be a wild animal after that. You may transport it to its natural habitat if you want to and are able to do it safely and humanely-solely on the"