This Children's Book Is Messed Up: Caps For Sale
by Matt Ufford on Adequate Man, shared by Barry Petch from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3WGWG)
Caps for Sale: A Tale of a Peddler, Some Monkeys and Their Monkey Business is a children's classic that was published in 1940. Written and illustrated by Esphyr Slobodkina, it's an adaptation of a folk tale about monkeys stealing hats, because humanity's entertainment situation was DIRE before streaming video.