Andrés Iniesta Has Moved To Japan And Become A Golazo-Scoring Fiend
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3WVZK)
They say you can't teach old dogs new tricks. They also say there is always one exception that proves any given rule. I don't really know what to do with these two chestnuts but they seem relevant to the fact that Andri(C)s Iniesta has moved to Japan and apparently transformed into Lionel Messi.