Please Don’t FaceTime In Public Like A Complete Asshole
by Drew Magary from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3XCAD)
You already know the rules of engagement here. If you are out in public, you should not make a show of yourself. You should not run around naked. You should not punch people. You should not watch video on your phone without without headphones. And you should not EVER, under any circumstances, engage in a max volume"