Lucas Moura Cooking Chris Smalling Is A Metaphor For Tottenham's Spanking Of Man United
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3XNND)
It takes a firm lashing of Josi(C) Mourinho's asscheeks to get him to walk into a press conference and opine about international humanitarian crises before storming out of the room while doing an unironic Birdman impression, and that's exactly what Tottenham administered to Mourinho's Manchester United yesterday. If you"