No, Master Chief's Suit Does Not Jerk Him Off
by Maddy Myers on Kotaku, shared by Chris Thompson to from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Y1PS)
An erroneous piece of Halo lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017: "my main issue with 'master chief fucks cortana' is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off." By the next day, Halo fans had begun circulating a page purported to be"