Leave the Lady Who Dipped Her Chicken in Soda Alone!
by Lauren Evans on Jezebel, shared by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Y2RD)

America is a country built on grotesque combinations of foodstuffs. I mean this literally: Did you know if you dig deep enough under the soil in Iowa, you'll find that the earth's mantle is actually an enormous, fossilized cheeseburger crust pizza from Pizza Hut? It's true!