Nicklas Bendtner Decked A Cabbie And Broke His Jaw
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3YGND)
Former Arsenal player and cult-favorite shithead Nicklas Bendtner famously once unbuckled his pants, rubbed his junk up against a taxi, and then spanked the presumably titillated but bewildered vehicle with his just-removed belt in a fit of anger aimed at the cab's driver. On Sunday, Bendtner was once again made angry"