Steve Yzerman Is Leaving Tampa And Hell Yeah Motherfucker He Is Definitely Coming To Detroit
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3YK7N)

Mission accomplished! Mark it the hell down. Steve Yzerman is finally coming back home to Detroit to save the godforsaken Red Wings. At least, that's the only logical conclusion one can draw from today's news: