The Hater’s Guide to Your Dog
by Drew Magary on The Concourse, shared by Chris Thom from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3YVJC)
I have a dog, and it's a pain in the ass. The dog never goes out in the rain. He won't leave his bed unless my wife lures him out with cheese, and it HAS to be her, otherwise he gets bitey. He sits on top of the chair all day and does NOTHING. When I walk him, he'll lay down right in the fucking street because he"