Today In Dumb Shit College Sports Programs Spend Money On Instead Of Paying Players: Gargantuan TV
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3Z401)

Big-time college sports programs are in a never-ending, Brewster's Millions-style race to burn through as much money as possible in order to claim that they are not profitable and thus can't pay players. State-of-the-art practice facilities and bloated administrator contracts used to be enough to hide all that dough,"