The Best Baby Toy Might Be a TV Remote
by Michelle Woo on Offspring, shared by Michelle Woo from Lifehacker on (#3Z9M1)

Babies. You buy them diapers, but they decide to pee on you during changing time. You make them gourmet pureed meals, but they're most satisfied gnawing on their boogers. You give them beautiful toys, but all they want to play with is the TV remote.