Conservative D.C. Is A Bunch Of Weird-As-Hell Nationals Fans
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#3ZEB3)

There's no reason to know who Ben Hobbs is. He's one of the anonymous ideology droids that fill Washington D.C.'s less-interesting condominiums, pad out its cocktail parties, and ensure that its steakhouse banquettes never get cold. When Republicans are in power, he will work in government; when they are not, he will"