We're One Game Into The Season And Brad Marchand Is Already Being A Prick
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#404TY)

The defending champion Capitals rained righteous hellfire on the Boston Bruins Wednesday night, crushing them 7-0 in front of a celebratory crowd in their season opener. The Bruins are a bunch of ornery bastards when they're up 7-0, but when Caps center Lars Eller picked up the last of his team's goals midway through"