James Rodriguez Defies The Laws Of Physics And Ruins Some American Scrubs
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#40NJJ)

A squad of Team USA kids who are mostly less interesting than the American soccer boys who are currently injured-and also this guy who looks just like Michael Bradley oh God wait that's actually somehow Michael Bradley-is getting wildly overmatched by a World Cup-caliber Colombian team in a Tampa friendly. Thirty-six"