Ey, I’m a Real New Yawka, So Heah’s What I Think About Da Phone Bagel Pictchas
Ey, I'm Mista Real New Yawka from Da Big Apple, da biggest city in da whole woild. I tawk like "dis" and rememba da good old days when Ess-A-Bagel had da best bagel in da City and you'd neva eva think about gettin dat inna tube from da wiseguys at Stawbucks.