Did You Hear About This? The Giants Have Two Players Named Eli, And They Traded The Wrong Freakin' One!
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#41EMD)
Today, the New York Giants traded Eli ... cornerback Eli Apple, that is. Ah, did you think it'd be their once-great, now-disintegrating quarterback Eli Manning? Don't you look like an ass, now! It was in fact their underwhelming defensive player, who's going to the Saints for some late picks.