Rick Pitino Wants To Coach In The NBA, Just As I Would Like To Harness The Terrifying Power Of The Oort Cloud
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#41TAF)

It appears that former Louisville head coach Rick Pitino called up ESPN insider Adrian Wojnarowski and told him that he'd like to once again coach in the NBA. Instead of saying, "Good luck with that, Rick, but I need to get off the phone because I'm quite busy," Woj produced this article detailing Pitino's desires.