Army Idiots Pranked Air Force By Jamming Their Live Mascots Into Crates
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#42CFJ)

Before last Saturday's Air Force-Army college football game, two dopey West Point cadets decided to prank their rivals by stealing their live mascots, which are falcons. Not knowing how to take care of an animal, these Army morons crammed the two birds into crates. It's so unlike the military to use excessive force.