Cook For Yourself
by Drew Magary on Adequate Man, shared by Barry Petch from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#42MBF)

My wife was out for a girls' night and I was home alone with my three rowdy kids. To my enormous shame, I have yet to get my two younger kids to eat the same shit that my wife and I eat every night. I cook a regular meal, and then my boys eat chicken nuggets or cheese toast or some other garbage. Without a responsible"