Marco Rubio: The Recount Is Like Booting The Helmet Sport Ball Through The Yellow Poles
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#42WWC)
I'm not going to subject you to this entire embarrassing conspiracy theory-pushing thread posted tonight by bloodless dipshit Marco Rubio-a man who would finish off the podium in a Marco Rubio lookalike contest-but I would like to draw as much attention as possible to the fact that Rubio tried to pander to ostensible"