Jolly Old Soccer Man Sets The Record Straight About His FIFA Ratings
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#433QG)
Kevin Ellison is a 39-year-old English soccer player who has plied his trade at 13 different clubs throughout the lower levels of English soccer, only ever making one appearance in the Premier League, with Leicester City in 2001. He's essentially soccer's answer to Crash Davis, and he currently plays for Morecambe in"