Henry Anderson's Dick And Balls Rudely Squished By Cordarrelle Patterson [Update]
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#43P0V)

Cordarrelle Patterson was brought down by Henry Anderson after a one-yard gain on a first-and-five run early in the fourth quarter of Sunday's Patriots-Jets tilt. Patterson, who I think it will henceforth be fair to assume is a total sociopath, expressed his displeasure with that turn of events by cruelly grabbing and"