Hugh Freeze: "[Jesus Christ] Is The Only One I've Ever Met Who Can Handle My Junk"
by Patrick Redford from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#44HY9)

Disgraced former Baylor AD Ian McCaw and fearmongering reactionary legacy kid Jerry Falwell Jr. introduced Hugh Freeze as Liberty University's new head football coach on Friday. Everyone had a great time. Here were the best parts: