Goal Disallowed After Puck Ricochets Off Unfortunate Referee's Dick And Balls
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#44TD1)

The Florida Panthers are up on the St. Louis Blues by the score of 1-0 in the second period Tuesday night. The score looked for a moment like it would be tied at one goal apiece, after Blues defenseman Robert Bortuzzo beat Roberto Luongo in, um, unconventional fashion: