Let Us Enjoy A Nightmarishly On-Brand Overtime Period Between The Lowly Suns And The Dreary Magic
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#45V0H)

The Suns and Magic played an overtime game Wednesday night. Of course you didn't notice, because you-whoever you are, even if you are literally the head coach of one of these two teams-had something to do that was much better than watching two teams with a combined 22-44 record this season, and a whopping zero"