Bad Winter Starts Now
by Katie McDonough on Jezebel, shared by Barry Petche from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#465DY)
I woke up this morning to find an ornament had fallen and shattered into a dozen or so pieces at the foot of my already wilted and dying Christmas tree. I swept up the shards and a mess of needles, returned the broom to the closet, and was immediately nailed on the head by its handle, which had sprung back at me from"