The Big Boy President Threw A Burger Party For His Football Pals
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#474KN)
Here is the dream, as I imagine it: A bunch of football players are in the White House. Let's just say they're the 1985 Chicago Bears, and let's further say that they're doing The Super Bowl Shuffle for reasons that are not immediately apparent. We must say this because the dream is not mine-the dream is Donald"