Would You Let Alex Ovechkin Bite You?
by Lauren Theisen from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#474VP)

A new start-up called Ambrosia, profiled today in Business Insider, is offering olds the opportunity to fill their veins with young people's blood, which provides vague and questionable benefits for the vampiric elderly. At current prices, one liter of youthful blood will run you $8,000, while two liters are a steal"