Cops: Wayne Rooney Speaking "Broken English" When Arrested For Public Intoxication
by Billy Haisley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#47H4Z)

We learned a couple weeks ago that Old Man Wayne Rooney got popped with a public intoxication charge at Dulles International Airport in December. What we didn't know then was what exactly it was about the twisted-off-his-ass Rooney that attracted the cops' attention. We do know now. And it involves him speaking in"