How to Build the Best Snowman, According to Science
by Jaclyn Youhana Garver on Offspring, shared by Jacl from Lifehacker on (#47Y9E)
True story: The title of the 8,011,991th U.S. Patent is "Apparatus for Facilitating the Construction of a Snow Man/Woman," which certainly seems to imply that there's a right way to build a snowman, snowwoman, or snowperson.