That Is Not Queso
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#48EEJ)

There will be no argument over the precise recipe for this regional dish, because it's not even necessary here. You don't need to be from Texas or Mexico to determine that this crock pot full of some ungodly substance, created by Fox News host Dana Perino, is not queso. It's something the human mind cannot fully"