John Wall Slipped On His Infected Heel That Had Bone Spurs And His Achilles Tendon Exploded And His Supermax Begins Next Year
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#48GX5)

Here is perhaps the grimmest news item of the NBA season, relayed by the Washington Wizards under the devastatingly deadpan headline, "John Wall Injury Update."