NASCAR Driver Plans to Race Car With His Giant, Hairy Face on It
by Alanis King on Jalopnik, shared by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#48R6A)
You, dear reader, look like the kind of person who never wants to sleep again, perhaps because it's time consuming and counterproductive. For that reason, we come to you with news: You won't ever have to again, because as soon as you close your eyes, this image will be all you see, every time.