Yahoo Sports Columnist Pat Forde Cooked And Ate This Mess
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#495ZB)
Once, long ago, I was staying the night at a friend's house when his family's very old Basset Hound, Frances, took an extremely unpleasant shit on the kitchen floor. There was a sturdy mound of dense turds coated in an expanding puddle of glistening, phlegmy ooze, and it had a stench that could break a person's mind,"