This Discounted Toilet Seat Is the Shit
by Shep McAllister on Kinja Deals, shared by Chelsea from Lifehacker on (#49KK9)

Carbon air filter! Air freshener!! Night light!!! Soft close!!!! The only thing this Kohler toilet seat is missing is a USB charger so you can dick around on your phone indefinitely while you enjoy the pleasant air fresher scent of your choice, and at $54, it's never been cheaper.