Just Like You, Cam Newton Is Not Having Sex
by Barry Petchesky from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4BKVG)
According to multiple reports from NFL insiders and Deadspin.com, neither you nor Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton are having sex in the month of March. Sources indicate that the news regarding Newton comes as a surprise to those around the league, but about you, not so much.