Vile Cardinals Thwarted By Lorenzo Cain's Game-Ending Dong-Robbery
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4C1XW)
Opening Day, baby! Many good teams-the Yankees, the Dodgers, the Phillies, the Astros, the A's-looked impressive; certain lousy teams-looking straight at you, Orioles-looked inept in a way that is possible to find charming in the very first game of the year. But wherever your team fell in all of this, surely we can"