It's Time To Run Down The 2019 Name Of The Year Bracket
by David Roth from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4CFWF)

Stipulate first that, when it comes to the annual Name of the Year Bracket, there are no winners, no losers, and no wrong answers. Every one of the names in the bracket-the psychedelic syllable pileups, the brazen onomatopoeias, the pokerfaced puns, all of them-is blessed, and a blessing in turn. The names are all"