Attorney General William 'Big Fred Flintstone' Barr to Release Redacted Mueller Report Within a Week
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#4CT32)

Attorney General William "Big Fred Flintstone" Barr sat in the lukewarm seat on Tuesday and told lawmakers that he will be releasing a redacted AF version of special counsel Robert Mueller's mixtape, "Why couldn't I just say whether or not the president obstructed justice?" within a week.