When Gentrifiers Attack: Measles Climbs to 2nd-Highest Level in 25 Years Because Hipsters Refuse to Get Vaccinated
by Jay Connor from on (#4D74N)

It's like Plymouth Rock all over again. Or as our Entertainment staff writer Tonja Reni(C)e Stidhum so eloquently put it, "What is this Oregon Trail reboot 2520s tryna produce in real life?"