There Won’t Be Spoilers

I'll be seeing Avengers: Endgame on Friday morning.

My review will be pretty basic. I'll let you know if I liked it, and I'll tell you whether or not it boosts my Infinity War review back up over my Threshold of Awesome.

That's it. I won't be saying anything about who does what, or how, or when/why/where.

I will likely complain about the run-time, because three hours and one minute (per IMDB) is a loooong time for me and my bladder to stay in one place while holding a soda. I love long-form entertainment, but as the form gets longer I'm more inclined to love it at home, where I have a pause button, a kitchen, and a clean toilet.

At any rate, you do not need to worry about visiting Schlock Mercenary. I'll hold off on Avengers: Endgame details for a couple of weeks, after which point I will probably forget that I wanted to write more things.