If This Is Rockets-Warriors, Let's Just Get It Over With As Soon As Possible
by Ray Ratto from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4E4AG)

In case you ever decide to hate sports without the crutch of a rooting interest, financial, familial, or simply laundry-based, here's your ticket. The pre-NBA Finals NBA Finals are already a drunken bar argument, and they're only going to get worse. The Houston Rockets ... the Golden State Warriors ... Total 24/7"