Twins' Jonathan Schoop Smashes Baseball Into The Damn Kuiper Belt
by Chris Thompson from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4EA9C)
They say a massive asteroid will zoom within 20,000 miles of Earth in the year 2029. Perhaps this "asteroid" is in fact the mighty dinger of some titanic batsman from elsewhere in our galaxy. You can't rule it out! At any rate it is no doubt in the spirit of such intragalactic exchange that Minnesota's Jonathan Schoop"