Mitch McConnell Leads the Pack in Race to Climb the Farthest Up Trump's Ass
by Stephen A. Crockett Jr. from on (#4EN1C)
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) is leading the three-man race to become Trump's favorite set of anal beads. So far, after two years in office, the race to be Trump's whipping boy has been a three-way tie between California Rep. Devin Nunes, South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, and McConnell.