An Alabama Restaurant Is Selling the Whitest Sandwich Ever and We Need to Stop Them
by Michael Harriot from on (#4F3W0)

The ancient prophecies speak of a time when the forces of good will have to unite to fight the ultimate evil. Throughout history, this revelation has been imagined as everything from a zombie apocalypse to a war between angels and demons. But I have stared death and destruction in the face and have peered into the"