Alex Rodriguez And His Lawyers Very Much Don't Want Anyone To See A Photo Of Him On The Toilet
by Samer Kalaf from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4FC1Y)

There's a photo of ESPN baseball analyst and former New York Yankees pariah Alex Rodriguez using a bathroom for its intended purpose. The picture was snapped from the building adjacent to A-Rod as he sat on the toilet, but there's nothing explicit about it. The only notable details are that there's a monogrammed towel"