Bryce Harper Got These Suckers Good
by Tom Ley from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4FN15)

Bryce Harper, fresh off reminding the baseball world that he is indeed capable of throwing the damn dick off the ball, found himself in an interesting situation during last night's game in Chicago. After catching a fly ball and recording the final out of the sixth inning, he heard pleas from the right field bleachers."