Old Man Wayne Rooney Got His Shit Wrecked
by Gabe Fernandez from Deadspin > Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise on (#4FZ5J)

While he may not be carving up defense in MLS like he was during the second half of last season anymore, old man Wayne Rooney is still one of the league's top scoring threats and teams are still figuring out the best way to stop him. The latest creative attempt came from New England Revolution keeper Matt Turner.